when you write a sentence and it rhymes
why does the picture make perfect sense
Song: Space Oddity
Artist: David Bowie
Album: Space Oddity
Will American Ninja Warrior crown its first female champion at the top of Mount Midoriyama?
Kacy Catanzaro became the first woman ever to complete a city finals course, in Dallas, and the first woman to ever make it to the finals in Las Vegas. If she manages to conquer Mount Midoriyama she could win the $500,000 prize and the title of American Ninja Warrior.
How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do.
thaNK YOU SO MUCH
the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me
clearly you’re not from america
Neville as eventual headmaster is very important to me though.
Neville, who thanks to his enduring friendship with Luna sees the vital importance of fostering interhouse relationships, downplays the rivalries between the houses without lessening the importance of …
im gonna cry
this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”
it’s like when people write “for all intensive purposes” when it is “for all intents and purposes”.
but seriously, imagine Tommy Wiseau recording audiobooks
Song: when a motherfucker touches you
Headcanon accepted. Special Stardust is cinnamon sugar.
sopor slime is actually the taco bell mountain dew baja blast syrup (the screencap is from the taco bell site)
That explains a LOT.
Seriously though. If troll bone colouration is like their horns, and the keratin all has that candy corn colour variation, then what if it does turn into sugar when it’s crushed. Per the ‘grind your bones to make my special stardust’ quote. There’s a kind of ant in Australia whose abdomen tastes like sugar, and considering trolls are insectoid in origin…it’s possible.
i’m going to cry. what have we just discovered
plus what huge stoner doesnt practically live at taco bell?
plus their vaguely mexican food adds humor to the carlos maraca thingoh my god
what the fuck did we just do
now lets start thinking about trickster(s)