I was not fucking ready
1950S SLANG IS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING IT IS SO RIDICULOUS
WHAT IS THIS
DUCK BU TT I AM LAUGHING
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so the local news picked up this crow on the skycam
why is Ursula shunned from King Triton’s society? does it have something to do with being more powerful than him? why does King Triton have a magical trident, being otherwise a pretty regular merman? Ursula is a witch, if anyone should have a magical artifact it should be her, did King Triton steal it?
and finally, Ursula didn’t do Ariel much wrong
Ariel wanted some legs (and a vagina) and Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both
i’d watch the hell out of a movie about Ursula
“Ursula told her flat out that in the surface world you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
ohhhh shit though, ursula was being too real about the world
although perhaps a bit too literal
Okay, these were all excellent points and I’ll never see The Little Mermaid the same way again.
I laughed at that caption at first then the reality actually hit me
you can have a vagina or a voice, not both”
NOW I PHYSICALLY NEED THIS MOVIE
Seriously, read the lyrics to the second part of “Poor Unfortunate Soul”:
"But without my voice, how can I-…?"
You’ll have your looks
Your pretty face
And don’t underestimate the importance of
The men up there don’t like a lot of blather
They say a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes on land it’s much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they’re not all that impressed with conversation
The gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who’s withdrawn
It’s she who holds her tongue who gets a man…