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It has been perceived that I exist, and I have accepted that as my state of being whether I like it or not.

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ruthlesswoodcarver:

sarahlcomics:

Don’t get on my bad side today.

Not actually too terrible.

ruthlesswoodcarver:

sarahlcomics:

Don’t get on my bad side today.

Not actually too terrible.

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

Song: Space Oddity
Artist: David Bowie
Album: Space Oddity
#music

micdotcom:

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#mount midoriyama?#mount green mountain?#she is awesome though

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

#america

—» http://dreadreaming.tumblr.com/post/93085962628/fullofstoryshapes-neville-as-eventual

fullofstoryshapes:

Neville as eventual headmaster is very important to me though.

Neville, who thanks to his enduring friendship with Luna sees the vital importance of fostering interhouse relationships, downplays the rivalries between the houses without lessening the importance of

#hp
bolto:

bolto:

im gonna cry 
firstable…

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”


it’s like when people write “for all intensive purposes” when it is “for all intents and purposes”.

bolto:

bolto:

im gonna cry 

firstable…

this is literally the funniest thing ive ever posted. theres a human being out there that doesnt know the phrase is “first of all”. they truly believe that you start an argument with “firstable”

it’s like when people write “for all intensive purposes” when it is “for all intents and purposes”.

#english

but seriously, imagine Tommy Wiseau recording audiobooks

#tommy wiseau#things to consider#it would be painful#amd hilarious#and#mizurda talks
Song: when a motherfucker touches you
#he just has a very funny voice#he should do audiobooks

ask-gallows-callibrator:

sandshoes-dickybow:

gamzee-makaraoni:

ranchdepressing:

turntechgivinhead:

ranchdepressing:

ckpalmes:

ranchdepressing:

ckpalmes:

ranchdepressing:

ranchdepressing:

?!?!??!

Headcanon accepted. Special Stardust is cinnamon sugar.

sopor slime is actually the taco bell mountain dew baja blast syrup (the screencap is from the taco bell site)

That explains a LOT. 

Seriously though. If troll bone colouration is like their horns, and the keratin all has that candy corn colour variation, then what if it does turn into sugar when it’s crushed. Per the ‘grind your bones to make my special stardust’ quote. There’s a kind of ant in Australia whose abdomen tastes like sugar, and considering trolls are insectoid in origin…it’s possible. 

i’m going to cry. what have we just discovered

plus what huge stoner doesnt practically live at taco bell?

plus their vaguely mexican food adds humor to the carlos maraca thing

oh my god

what the fuck did we just do

now lets start thinking about trickster(s)

#homestuck#headcanon